Thursday, April 06, 2006

There you go Family Guy

What I witnessed last night at 10 was a piece of sheer brilliance, crafted yet again by the South Park people. The way they are able to knit completely unrelated things...like the Family Guy and cartoons of Mohammad in this case...continues to amaze me. Frankly, I was never a fan of Family Guy, although I don't mind watching it anyday. There is a difference we should understand, the one that South Park people were trying to convey last night, that the family guy is a cartoon in a true sense, but South Park is more...much more than a bunch of jokes packed together. It takes a dig at the society, the jokes are embedded, linked and apt...and as Cartman said, they have an emotional content! So although both are animated comedy series...never ever brand them together!

But there was another big message in the episode which was kind of subtle... taking a dig at the Comedy Central for pulling the scientology episode off the air. Cartman tells Kyle that all it takes to close down a show is ONE episode...if muslims can pull off one episode from airing, Catholics too can and so on... until the show is no more! So true...yet again!!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Venkatpathy Raju

Anyone following the Indian cricket in the 90's must remember the muscular built of V. Raju, a part of the Indian spin trio and one of very few people who can give Prasad a run for his money in batting. Style of bowling: Left arm super-slow.
Once he was bowling to Graham Gooch...penultimate ball of the session....a well-flighted ball, with all the loop and air it could gather, pitching on the middle stump...not turning ( as most of his deliveries). The batsman(what a moron) does not offer a shot and is hit plumb in front. Raju is excited, so is More, so is the entire Indian team...umpire vehemently denies it. Raju is animated...
Raju: Did the ball pitch in line?
Umpire: Yes
Raju: Was it going to hit the stumps?
Umpire: Of course, you moron, there was nowhere else it was going
Raju: Why the f did you say not out?????
Umpire: The bowl wouldn't have knocked the bails down, son!!
Raju: #$%#$#%

Friday, November 18, 2005

Freedom !!

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." - George Washington

Freedom of speech and expression - a fundamental right of every human being...this sounds truly logical in any modern democracy. Two years have passed since I came to United States, and with every passing day the freedom enjoyed by media continues to astonish me. It doesn't matter if Tom Cruise is one of the highest paid superstars in the world, "South Park" can still claim on prime-time television that he is gay and the religion he follows is a monetary scam. It doesn't matter if George Bush happens to be the President of United States (and the most powerful man in the world, in minds of many), anyone...ANYone can bash him around on TV, compare him to a monster killing the world or just a stupid monkey who knows nothing about life. It doesn't matter if Jesus Christ has over 2 billion followers in the world, Eric Cartman can still say "F**** Jesus" on prime time television.

The important question it raises is where is the line ? How much is too much? Does the "Media" have absolute power?

The system has some provisions like the defamation lawsuits, contract killings etc. which over the years have proven to be rather ineffective. Under such circumstances, the best strategy or rather the only strategy that can be deployed is the one that Mr. Bush has realized by now...Keep your mouth shut, because you are giving them another opportunity to bash you as soon as you open the mouth.

Imagine a TV animation character in India, let's say Mowgli or Gayab Aya, does this to an Indian religion...or TV channel calling the Indian PM a stupid moron. Do you think the studio will have enough time to produce an apology episode before it is burnt down?

I am not arguing about which system is better...I aint getting into all that. All I want to say is that when everyone has the right to express his opinion, life is much more fun!

Hail the Freedom and Hail South Park!

SB

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Disaster...Not quite

It's been quite a while that I have been away from the world of blogging, and regardless of what many people say, trust me, it never occured to me that something was missing. Kudos to me, that even then, I have come out of my retirement yet again.

As I step back into the field, I see that world is quite not the same, and right now I am as confused as a six-year old in a topless bar.....there have been some serious allegations from one of the seasoned campaigners, like "blunder called Taj" , along with the ususal nonsense he writes...another blog I used to follow has changed into a territory restricted to girls, with heaps of fan-mails being written daily. I dont know if it is true, but there was a rumor that the background of the blog will soon be changed to pink....

Even the world has changed so much in these few months, cyclones, PSU football, Southpark new season, mallika's myth, aishwarya's divorce, nobel prizes....phew...there is so much to write about, I dont know where to start. Coming to think of it, I have already made a start! Happy reading fellas, watchout for the explosions in this space. ...wwwhat a nice audience..eh...

Friday, May 27, 2005

The Wonder called Taj

No structural feature marks India in bold on the world map as much as the Taj Mahal. I had a chance to witness first hand the awe that surrounds a person who sees it for the first time. Also, it gave me a chance to learn more about the history of the spectacle. Although there are theories about it being an ancient Hindu temple, but I have no choice but to believe what was written in my school history books, which says that this marvel was created by Shah Jahan in 1652. This supposedly is the reason for having 16 gardens and 52 fountains in the area surrounding the Taj. So, this visionary called Shah Jahan built this spectacle in loving memory of his wife, the wife whom he loved so much that they had 14 kids together...and that too in a span of 19 years. Not surprisingly, the cause of death of Mumtaz was reported as child birth. He had promised his wife at the time of death that he will not marry again, and that he will build something in her rememberance. Even Mumtaz wouldn't have imagined what the world was about to see!
It took a whopping four crore rupees ( I dont know if the currency at that time was rupee, but this is the quoted figure) to build the Taj, which must be hell lot of money considering the inflation ;-). Architects were hired from Turkey and 20,000 labourers worked for 22 years to build it. Shah Jahan wanted to build a Black Taj Mahal for himself on the other side of Yamuna river, but was stopped by his son Aurangzeb...people wouldnt like it if Manmohan Singh decides to erect a building for himself by Govt money tomorrow....such was the case there too!

The feature that struk me most about the Taj was its symmetry. It looks exactly the same from all sides, to such an amazing precision that I am reasonably sure that you'll need a least-count of millimeters to find any irregularity. If I draw a straight line from the center of Mumtaz's grave, it will pass exactly through the center of Taj's gate, the entrance gate and the outermost gate of the compound too! On the gates of the Taj, the holy Quran is written...and its not inscribed there or painted ...black, green and red color stones have been embedded in white marble to write the whole Quran. The words on the bottom are written smaller in size compared to the ones on the top, in a proportion that everything appears the same size when read from the ground.

Although it is said that the whiteness of the marble has faded over the years because of pollution and ageing, it still looks as graceful to me as in any of its pics. In a moonlit sky, it shines, and it shines bright...so much so that the Indian Govt decided to cover it up in a Black cloth during the 1971 war to avoid damage by Paki aircrafts ( which were quite ineffective anyway)

I was struck by the beauty of Taj more than anything I have seen till date. There was a poll recently about naming the seven wonders of the world. I am pretty sure that there is no competition to great wall of China and Taj Mahal there....when Govinda can feature in top ten for stars of the millenium...I think, Indians and Chinese can beat anyone when it comes to polls. However, I believe for any class of judges, it will be right there at the top...Taj may not be visible from outer-space, but when seen from the earth, it doesn't get much better than this!

Friday, May 20, 2005


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Beginning of a New Era?

Indian fans have longed for that elusive world cup victory for long enough. First it was Sri Lanka on a dusty bowl and then Australia (what they did to us cannot be described in a cultured language). It's been said for long enough that what we lack is killer punch, it's an attitude problem and not a talent one. John Wright has tried to change that slightly over his tenure, where we re-learnt the meaning of making winning a habit. But as in the past, it seems that amnesia has struck once again....I guess it's the time for a dose. My first suggestion for the BCCI was to give the coach's job to David Blaine, but it seems they like doing it the conventional way...they got Greg Chappel.
Chappel's selection as the coach has been welcomed from all nook and corners in India, and I must say that out of the candidates he was my favourite too. The only Indian in the race, unfortunately was too weak for the job. He has been a tremendous cricketer in his time, but he must realize that the times have changed now and a coach who shuns technology is "so yesterday". Add to that frivolous comments like "if you are obsessed with white skin, I'll put on fair and lovely", and it paints a sorry picture of the affairs. But we must understand that in the era of outsourcing, where we nearly managed to outsource the PM's post, the coach of an Indian team is not that big a deal. It's about professionalism and I think that is where Aussies rock.
Lets hope this marks the beginning of a new and better time for Indian cricket, a time where fans dont have to wait for 10 years for an overseas series victory, a time when the world cup finally lands here!
(I know I am an optimist...but I prefer calling it positive thinking)

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

White Noise leading to Mallika

My blog is called zero noise, alas, only if life could be a noise-free signal... there will be no daily hazards, no loss of data, no jobs for electrical engineers...so much better. Anyway, the noise in my lab is driving me crazy. We have decided to complain to Authoritaas about this...and we have good reasons... dug out from the net that loud noise can lead to prostate enlargement! So much wanted to put this in the complaint, but my labmates wanted it to be a formal and sane complaint, so had to skip that...during the discussions only someone opened rediff and the attention and interest from the complaint was gone...who cares about the noise now! Aparna commented that Mallika is dressed that way to divert people's attention away from her face...whatever, I wouldnt complain about that.

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